to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”
hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
That was my nickname is high school
"Class, stop packing up! We have two minutes le-"
i fucking did it
well.. that was a pleasant plot twist
If she looks worn out, then I have spent my life looking like a drowned rat wheezing in a sewer.
tis the season