I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself
this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.
Phillip’s face tho
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
This is 100% accurate.
i have like 609453804 books to read
but you know what i’m gonna do
i’m gonna buy more books
And then I will read fanfiction.
and then i will read books that i’ve already read
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago